Yep, it's still hot, but to distract me from that, there was plenty of weirdness on the commute today. A woman sat directly opposite me, wearing heavily applied electric blue eyeshadow, looking me square in the eyes, before proceeding to close her eyes and commence s-l-o-w-l-y sticking her tongue out and licking round her mouth. She kept repeating this motion, so I dismissed thoughts she was coming on to me and wondered if she actually had an unfortunate facial tick, poor woman. It looked disgusting though - her tongue, quivering round her lips...over and over again - and I couldn't not look...
Then I noticed that a woman 2 seats ahead of me was wearing a yellow and white polka-dot skirt, teamed with a horizontally striped red and white top. Can you imagine? Talk about offensive.
And another thing - any Morrissey fans out there? Wanna see something really weird?
Ok, here you go: http://b3ta.com/links/Kids_Tv_in_a_parallel_universe
And now I'm off to crank up the AC, because it's still too damn hot. Ahh, that's better, mmm, reconditioned stale office air - surprisingly refreshing...
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